Annoyance #4: Numbers

Things like this have to be one the the top annoyances found on Facebook. If you're not familiar with this, maybe you've seen "...Yeah, I know him. Why, whats up?"  Or maybe "Like my status and I'll tell you what I think of you."  Or "Confessions"  Or even  "Like my status and I'll rate you." It's stupid. People just want to know what other people think of them. You know they're just gonna lie to you to make you feel good, and make themselves not look like the bad guy. Not to mention, the person who actually posts one of these as their status completely blows up everyone's newsfeed with a new status post every 30 seconds.  No one else cares what you think of other people.  If you must do one of these, just message the person what you think, instead of a wall post or status. It would be very appreciated.

Annoyance #3: "Lovey Dovey"

One thing I believe everyone can agree on? This:

BARF. To the couple, this may be cute and adorable, but to everyone else seeing it, it's definately not. The girl, who made this original post, just makes herself look ridiculously clingy. As for the guy who commented after it? That just makes him look pathetic! If you choose to say all these lovey dovey things to each other, then text each other. Don't put it on Facebook. Everyone makes fun of you for it, because it's just plain gross. Your conversation just might end up being made fun of on someone's blog..